Meet Anty. He didn't ask for this.


A grumpy little collectible, hand-printed in Melbourne. Arms crossed. Judging your desk setup. Available as a keyring or a standalone shelf piece — because some moods deserve to go everywhere with you.

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He was supposed to be a test print.

He started life as a calibration figure: a tiny guy printed to check the settings were right before the real job started. Then someone gave him a face. A grumpy, arms-crossed, completely-over-it face. And he blew up.

Now Anty comes in various costumes, gets printed by fans on every continent, and still hates every second of the attention. We love him for it.

Every Anty you order from Side Quest Station is printed fresh by us — a husband and wife team right here in Melbourne. We handle the printing, the finishing, and the packing ourselves. No mystery warehouse. Just two makers who really enjoy making things.

Pick your anty

Same grumpy attitude, different costume. Each one is available as a keyring or a standalone desk/shelf piece.

Why buy an anty?

  • Printed fresh for you

    Printed fresh, just for you.

    No stock sitting in a warehouse.

    Every Anty is printed to order right here in Melbourne, so what you get is as fresh as it gets.

  • Collect them all

    New Anty variants drop regularly. Each one grumpier than the last. Keep an eye out.

    Take him everywhere on your keys, or stand him on your desk so he can silently judge you while you work.

    Both options available on every variant.

  • Officially licensed

    Officially licensed
    We're licensed by STLflix to print and sell Anty. Every purchase supports the original creators behind the grumpiest little guy on the internet.

Your desk needs a grumpy little gremlin.

Anty doesn't ask for much. Just a shelf to stand on or a set of keys to hang from... and someone to silently judge.

Pick your variant and bring him home.

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